Why, oh why do they all have the urge to sing so badly. Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere should go on tour together and they could even call it “The Epic Fail Tour”. They could even have Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewitt join the tour too.
OK, OK, seriously I will give these girl a tip on get better attention then through singing horrible music… Ready, it is Playboy! now go follow your paycheck (I mean Dream.)
So it has been about three months since I last posted about work in Please come to my Office… Well it was ok until earlier this month when the parking attendants totally blew parking one of the lots and I just knew it would bite me in the ass then to add gas to that fire. I got into a argument with a cashier after I talked to him about moving a sign after I told him not to. Which somehow blew up into him ranting about how I was picking on him and he was feed-up with it (which had me standing there with my mouth open in shock). So then comes break time and surprise one of the other supervisors get called in the office for a talking too, then one of my parking attendants gets pulled into the office for a talking to also. From what they told me it was a cross between a lecture and been asked questions about certain situations all involving ME! So I am about 50/50 with the idea that I am being set up to be fired and used as the “Reason” why everything at work has been going wrong. So I decided I until they have the balls to say anything to me I will simply go to work and only enteract with other people when I have to otherwise I will keep my mouth shut. We will see what happens.
Why can’t people just be happy with they lot in life. She is consider one of the hottest people on the planet and has to go ruin it by trying to sing. I know it has to be hard to tell someone the truth, SERIOUSLY someone needs to tell the poor girl she sucks and not in the career advancing kind of way.
1. Having A Job Is Optional:
Live in a huge apartment, hang out with friends all day and go on random vacations. Apparently, working is only for when you are bored or if you have friends working there.
2. Your Mother Died But Your Father Was A Dead-Beat:
When your Mother isn’t in your life it is because she died in a car/plane/bike/climbing accident. On the other hand if your Father isn’t in your life it is simply for the reason of him being an Asshole/In Jail/Immature/Drunk/Tweaker.
3. Celebrities Are Everywhere:
Any second now a random celebrity will appear at your door because of a flat tire/phone call/fan letter or the ever favorite “I just moved into the neighborhood”.
4: The Richest Poor Man:
Working in a coffee shop there is only one place to go for vacation… Duh Rome, working for minimum wage yet getting a first class airplane ticket, a suite at a five star hotel and then stay for a week are no problem.
Well as I walked into working on Saturday, I got a lecture about the Parking attendant braking the brand new flashlight. Then, right after walking around the corner I got the same lecture from another manager and at that moment I remembered that clip from office space where he talks about having no motivation because he has to hear it from 8 different managers. On top of that I got the lecture two more times because they found more broken flashlights.
Several hours pass and I am on the receiving end of another wonderful lecture about how I need to train the crew better (It is parking cars, not rocket science). I have pretty much come to the answer at no matter what I do I will received a lecture for something. Why you ask? It is simple I am the laid back, lazy, easy going supervisor and the other supervisor is a over the top control freak. If I have the crew do stuff for themselves I am blowing off my responsibilities, if I do it all myself I am not training them to do it (yes, seriously I have received both of those lectures). You can’t yell at the other supervisor she would crack, so it must be me that is the problem.
I am the first one to admit I am lazy and lack motivation. I learned a long time ago that if you show the ability to do hard work you will be rewarded with more hard work. So why would I want to smart kid in class when it gets you more homework or get stuck working all the graveyard shifts at work (been there, done that).
So, I gather all the crew together and give them the same lectures I have received over the whole week. Now to see if it will stick until the next event.
This is just sad, I don’t know who told her she looked like Marilyn Monroe. They were wrong! It looks like they were trying to do an anniversary spread of some sort and decided to use her 3rd cousin.
I bought food from Safeway.com, like I have been for months. All was going cool until they called and told me my card wasn’t going through, I read my card number back and it still wasn’t going through. I give them one of my credit card number and hang-up. I call USBank’s 800 number and talk to a customer rep. about my card
Customer Rep: Hello, how can I help you?
Me: Well, I just tried to use my card and it isn’t working.
Customer Rep: Just a sec, it looks like you haven’t activated your card yet.
Me: Um, my card expires in a month.
Customer Rep: Oh!, well… we have sent you a new card that you should get in a few days.
Me: So, what about the card I have now?
Customer Rep: hmm, it has a fraud alert on it because you tried it more then twice and is locked up for 24 hours.
Me: Can I call them to get it removed?
Customer Rep: I’m sorry, but there is no customer service number for the fraud dept., it is a automated feature.
Me: Ok… Thanks alot, I guess
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Ugh, I have been working and working at the bank (speaking about the bank here is my advice on banking at USBank, only do it if you will never need your money right away, need help or have any questions. Otherwise I would recommend a different bank.) and I have even worked somw events at the dome like graduation (got sunburned and had to miss a weekend at the movies), but the I also got to work the Kenny Chesney Concert last Saturday. I worked premium parking (meaning I sat around and scan people’s pre paid parking ticket SWEET!) and didn’t really have any real problems with anyone except the stupid people who didn’t understand the concept of “PRE” Paid Parking. (but I did make friends with some tailgaters and scored a shitload of alcohol, mainly beer and TEQUILA!) After work I came home and crashed hard.
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