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George Carlin died earlier today at the age of 71 from Heart Failure.

You Will Be Missed Sir.

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too (WTF, Last I checked it was wrong to force a girl to kiss you) There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl

Now’s your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl

You’ve got to kiss the girl
Why don’t you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl

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Where:
Exhibit Hall

When:
Dec 7, 2007 (Fri) - Dec 9, 2007 (Sun)
Dec 14, 2007 (Fri) - Dec 16, 2007 (Sun)

Hours:
Fri: 11am-9pm
Sat: 10am-9pm
Sun: 10am-7pm

Tickets:
$8 (12 and under free with paid adult)
Tickets available at the event day of show.

Parking:
$6

Info:
General merchandise sale featuring men and women’s clothing, shoes, jewelry, watches, perfume, electronics, car audio systems and computers.