So ever since Obama won the presidental race, almost every text message I get has a racial theme to it. Here are a few.
1. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE TO REPORT TO THE COTTON FIELDS BY 7AM TOMORROW MORNING FOR ORIENTATION.
2. It ain’t looking good! They just replaced the rose garden at the white house with a watermelon patch.
3. The national bird was just changed from the bald eagle to a fried chicken.
4. The National anthem has being changed to “Movin’ On Up”.
5. 
The new quarter.
6. Do u know why some of the blacks didn’t vote for Obama? Because he promised them jobs.
7. The Senate is asking that all assassination attempts be held til Martin Luther King day to limit the # of
black holidays.
1 - At the end of the day
2 - Fairly unique
3 - I personally
4 - At this moment in time
5 - With all due respect
6 - Absolutely
7 - It’s a nightmare
8 - Shouldn’t of
9 - 24/7
10 - It’s not rocket science
a guy is speeding down the highway, he sees a cop on a bridge with a radar gun so he slows down, sure enough he gets pulled over and gets a ticket.
Cop: “What seems to be the big hurry?”
Man: “I’m just late for work.”
Cop: “Oh yeah, well what do you do?”
Man: “I’m an asshole stretcher.”
Cop: “An asshole stretcher what kind of job is that?”
Man: “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch, until it’s about 6 feet wide.”
Cop: “A 6 foot asshole, what can you do with a 6 foot asshole?”
Man: “Give him a radar gun and put him on a bridge.”
