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Where:
Tacoma Dome Arena

When:
Jul 27, 2008 (Sun)

Hours:
7pm - 2:30am

Parking:
$15

Where:
Tacoma Dome Arena & Exhibition Hall

When:
Jul 24, 2008 (Thu) - Jul 26, 2008 (Sat)

Hours:
Friday: 7pm
Saturday: 2pm & 7pm

Tickets:
Admission is Free

Parking:
$8

Where:
Tacoma Dome Arena

When:
Jul 12, 2008 (Sat)

Tickets:
Buy Tickets

Tickets on sale now!
$68.50 / $54.50 / $39.50

Parking:
$15

Premium Parking:
$25 Buy Premium Parking

Info:
http://www.americanidol.com/

Where:
Tacoma Dome Parking Lots - A,B,C,D,E,F,G & K

The official parking lot for Tall Ships Tacoma is at the Tacoma Dome and shuttle buses will deliver visitors to the festival grounds.

When:
Jul 3, 2008 (Thu) - Jul 7, 2008 (Mon)

Festival Hours:
July 3: 12 Noon-8pm
July 4,5 & 6: 10am-8pm
July 7: 10am-6pm

Tickets:
The Tall Ships Tacoma Festival is free but tickets are required to tour a ship or go on a sail.

Parking:
$10

Info:
More than 30 historic sailing vessels return to Commencement Bay this summer for Tall Ships Tacoma 2008. Presented by State Farm, the five-day festival (July 3-7) along the Foss Waterway is expected to attract more than 700,000 spectators.

For more information and ship closures call (253) 272-5650 or click on the Tall Ships Information link.

More Info Website:
Shuttle Service & Tall Ships Info.

03rd - 07th: Tall Ship Parking
12th: American Idol Live!
24th - 26th: LDS Youth Dance Festival
27th: Bronco

Ah, Fred Phelps! I’m tormented by the fact you haven’t died yet. You’re time will be here soon enough.

A curious find this one. It follows a night with a Grandmother (Opal Dockery) who works as a phone sex operator in a Southern Ghost town. Her characters include a black girl, a nymphotic lot lizard, and an asian girl who talks about getting caught masturbating by her sister.

Donning a headset over voip, she fulfills some fantasies while crocheting a blanket. She tells a man what a bitch he is while she cleans up the kitchen. The cat stares at her in eerie fascination, unsure of who’s she telling to suck her balls. She’s sixty years old screaming some vulgarities I’m not even sure I’ve yelled. She’s an awesome lady, you can buy the DVD version over here and check the myspace here. Opal also has another short talking about where our country is going, and she’s very insightful! (check the first Myspace link) Enjoy!

George Carlin died earlier today at the age of 71 from Heart Failure.

You Will Be Missed Sir.

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too (WTF, Last I checked it was wrong to force a girl to kiss you) There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl

Now’s your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl

You’ve got to kiss the girl
Why don’t you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl