Crazy Idea #1 - Sue Old People For Ageism
Suing senior only apartment complexes for age discrimination.
Suing senior only apartment complexes for age discrimination.
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Well, it is less then a year since I had two teeth pulled and here I am back in a dentist office having two more pulled. So as I walk into the lobby of the dentist office, I am greeted by two hot women sitting at the desk. While I filled out the paperwork I took a look around, in the corner was a fireplace and above it is a picture of the dentist surrounded by 5 hot women (Which instantly adds major points to his rep). I walked back to one of the rooms and waited as one of the assistants took X-rays of my back teeth. He agreed that they needed to come out and after a small lecture about tooth care, he numbed my gums (Seriously, a giant needle being stuck into your numb gums still makes your whole body flinch). It took a good chunk of time because the roots of my teeth were curved, about halfway through he switched to his 24 karat gold retractor (more pimp points), he wasn’t sure if it was real but it cost him 250 bucks. So numb and slightly in pain, I paid the bill which came to 625 Dollars (In Texas it only cost $150) and headed to Walgreens to grab some pain meds. Which starts a whole new adventure.
I waited at the pharmacy in Walgreen for like 10 minutes before being helped then I was told it would take 45 minutes. I walked around the store and walked back to the pharmacy after 45 minutes but my pills were not ready so I sat down. After about two minutes there was a group of us waiting: an older couple whose prescription was lost, a biker guy who had been coming back for the last three days because he was called down only to be told it was an error. We watched as people came and gone making smartass comments the whole time. Slowly we started to get our stuff and as we left each of us made a victory pose right there at the counter.
I stumbled to the bus stop and as I waited for the bus, two people walked up. One was a white guy calling himself Vegas and carrying a duffle bag full of stuff he was selling, the other was a black girl who was trying to get Vegas to give her some “Free Samples”. As I sit there in pain Vegas asked “if I knew who Michael Vick was?” I replied “Of course”. He then turned to the girl and said “See everyone knows who he is”, thankfully the bus showed up not too soon after and I finally got to go home.
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