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October 22, 2007

Giving Comcast The Hammer.

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Ms Shaw was switching her phone service from Verizon to Comcast’s Triple Play, after many failed attempts, she went crazy—with the help of a hammer! Ms Shaw vented her fury by smashing up the local Comcast office in Manassas, Center Street, Virginia.As she went nuts with the hammer, destroying objects around the office, she was reported to have been screaming, “Have I got your attention now?” Ms Shaw was arrested for disorderly behavior, after which she received a three month suspended sentence, a $345 fine and was barred from Comcast’s offices for one year.

October 21, 2007

When Is Too Far, Too Far?

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The person I thought was a friend after 12 years has decided that it is OK to bail on me and pretend like he doesn’t owe me any of the money that he has borrowed, why because he decided to take the easy way out instead of manning up and taking control of his life. So, after I have bent over backwards and told everyone that he wouldn’t do exactly what he ended up doing. Is this really something I can get over, because in the end he royally fucked me with no regard for what would happen to me.

So when is  too far, too far?

Sales Terms Applied To Parenting / Children

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Pre-Owned: Children up for adoption.

Rent To Own: Child Support.

Leasing: When foster parents have children.

Repo: When CPS takes your children away.

Financing: Paying child support.

October 18, 2007

A Day In The Life Of. . .

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Well, I got a .50 cent raise at my dome job, but I am going crazy at my full-time job. I am suppose to be on the day shift training to use the stand-up forklift, the problem with that is that their version of training is to give me a test and ignore me for the rest of the week with the only instructions being “to practice in the racks”. Seriously, how is this training I could have stayed on the swing shift and practiced at the slow times. I did end up taking off after about after 45 minutes day because I was feeling sick. Hopefully I will be feeling better tomorrow.

October 11, 2007

Oh, Come On That Was Funny!

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This is a conversation I had with a guy walking up to buy a parking permit at work.

Me: Company Name?

Guy: All-City Door.

Me: Doors?

Guy: No, “door” singular. We only sale one type of door.

Me: And you sale that door to All the City?

Guy: … Don’t quit your day job…

October 10, 2007

Google Acquires Jaiku

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Check out the info here.

October 8, 2007

How Many Different Types Of Lesbians Are There?

I have come to a rough idea that in the world there are at least four different types of Lesbians. I don’t claim to be some type of Lesbian expert ( Hell, I barely understand straight women). This isn’t meant to insult anyone it is just a Observation.

“Real” Lesbians:

They have always known they liked women and have never doubted that fact.

“Burned” Lesbians:

They were so “burned” by men in their life that men have become completely written-off.

“Sorority” Lesbians:

They like to “play” Lesbian by making out and fooling around with other girls in public for the attention they get from the shock value.

“Omni-Sexual” Lesbians:

Basically they will go after anything. Woman, Man or Sheep it just doesn’t matter.

October 7, 2007

The World Is Ending!!!

Wait, what is that it isn’t ending? It was two propane tanks blowing up at the Atlas Foundry? Well, I feel stupid now.

The explosion was so strong it actually knocked out the power at the Tacoma Dome and of course everyone there went straight into end of the world mode. So I did what any man with a IQ high then 2 would do, I left and went home.

Atlas Foundry Explosion
(Joshua Trujillo / P-I)

October 6, 2007

One Of The Weirdest and Creepiest Shorts Ever

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AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central

October 5, 2007

Love Or Lust?

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Love: After sex you lay in bed holding her.
Lust: After sex you grab your clothes and leave.

Love: When she gets out of bed, you wonder when she will return.
Lust: When she gets out of bed, you wait to hear the front door close.

Love: You can talk to your her about anything.
Lust: You look at her and wonder “why are you still here?”

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