(Music — TWIT — Leo Laporte And The Twits)
THE CONES, THE CONES, all the FUCKING CONES! I was suppose to do an 16 hour/overnight of watching cars for the Ride and Drive, but they took the fucking cares so I spent 16 hours watching a parking lot full of cones (and before you ask “maybe they didn’t want me to stay?” I will simply repeat what the guy said to me “we are taking the cars so you will just be watching cones.” I take that as being their way of having fun SUCKA!) So I survive the horror of the boring night by reading and listen to music.
I got off about 7 this morning and walked down to the bus stop next to the jack and the box and as I was sitting there waiting this guy in full Cowboy dress (hat, boots, way to tight pants, etc.) came up and tried to enter Jack in the crack but it wasn’t open so he decided to go to the drive thru, a few minutes later he comes around the corner with a bag of food and this look on his face like he was going to hold out a roll of Mentos and some voice would say “Mentos the Freshmaker”. So you would think the was enough weirdness for one day (OH NO, NOT ME!), I got to meet the Real Life Cobra Commander who was walking around talking to himself about something and everyonce in a while he would just yell “YESSSSSSS” or some other word with s added to the end of it (Don’t ya wait you were me). I did finally make it home and I passed the fuck out.
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(Music– Mouth Shut — The Veronicas)
Ok, So last night I had a dream that I was running for election as a senator and I was having an affair with Hilary Clinton (like the title says good luck analyzing it)… I honestly just can’t understand or come up with a reason for why I would dream that. So if anyone has had a total off the wall dream like this leave a comment and tell me about it.
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(Music– The Way You Like It– Adema)
(*UPDATE*:The program previously mentioned doesn’t work anymore, go here if you are looking for the same type programs
I am seriously get tired of searching for stuff on Google and get like 40 pages on Blog posts that only contain a single sentence with no link to more info (If you are not going to share info on it then what is the point) or I get the most evil and annoying statement ever “just Google it” (I know you are probably worried about getting sued but shit at least tell me the search term to use to find it)… OK, maybe you don’t understand that your really cool and trendy little post of extremeness (Sure, I really think your post are super important and make the world go around and that MILF at Wal-mart wants to fuck you in the bathroom too…) is just making it harder and harder for me to found the real info I was looking for. So in closing help keep google free of crappy useless info and include some info in your post.
So the reason for the above rant was because no matter what search term I put in a just keep getting pages of blog posts talking about a program to timeshift Pandora but none of them give me a clue where to find it.
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(Music– Only One — Yellowcard)
So, last week I went down to Texas (I got to enjoy the fun of my Flight been cancelled and then reinstated and moved to a gate on the other side of the airport) and spent the week with Sara. She was sick most of the time (I didn’t mind though, because I got to spend some time with her) but we did go out to eat and even to the movie and saw UltraViolet and V For Vendetta both of which were very good. The trip back was really fun (delayed, late flights and no ride from the airport, go me!), ok it wasn’t but I survived and that is all that counts (at least that is what “They” tell me.) I even worked the next day after I got back and everyone was looking at me like a was an idiot for coming to work, (maybe it was the fact I didn’t shave) I like having money though so I ain’t missing a day unless I have to.
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(Music–Just Close Your Eyes–Waterproof Blonde)
So, I know it has been a while since my last post and that is because I haven’t able to due to the fucking drama known as February and having no Internet connection… Let me start at the beginning, a few months ago I told my landlord about some water damage in the bathroom wall and some mold that kept coming back. So after every fucking person in a fifty mile radius came and looked at it. They decided to kick me out (oops.. I mean asked me to leave) and blame what had happened on me (Of course it turns out that they kick someone out of the same apartment about 4 years earlier for the same thing). So, I had to look for a new place to live, I thought for sure I would have to move out of town or be homeless. The 27th came and I was ready to move to Texas and live with Sara (hell I was looking forward to it, kind of.. I hate being a leech),at the last second I got accepted in a place. I moved in that day and then I had to wait a week for my internet in be connected. and here we are…
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